04 May 2014

Romania vs. Languages

I was waiting for Ella in the main square of Braşov. An old man, not looking like a bum, approaches me and says something in Romanian.
I reply in English,
- Sorry, I speak English.
He replies with a perfect German,
- Sprechen Sie Deutsch? (Do you speak German?)
I reply in German,
- Ja, ich spreche Deutsch. (Yes, I speak German).
He continues in German with the well known phrases,
- I am hungry, can you give me some change so I can buy something to eat....
I give him some coins and he asks:
- Are you from Germany?
- No, I am from Turkey.
He opens his eyes with amazement:
- But how come you speak German?!
Me thinking, "hmmm I have the same question for you"
- Well, I learned it at school.
Even with greater amazement: 
- Wow! Thank you very much.
and he leaves...

The day after, I am in Sibiu. After having lunch, I go to the cash register to pay the check. I hand in the money to the waiter, he gives me the change and says: "Thank you, nice to meet you!".

For another lunch, I end up in an (almost) empty pub in Raşnov. The only other customer is a guy who got already drunk at midday. The radio plays "Boys, Boys, Boys". He sings to me loudly "Boys, boys, boys, I loveeeee uuu" and offers his drink to share. I tell him sharp "Go back and sit!", but bursting in laughs the moment he turns away. The waitress apologizes ten times but does not want to accept the fact that I am not Spanish (!). 


 

1 comment:

  1. Are you really not spanish? On top of that you are Turkish? And you speak English and German (and all the other langıages you speak)? Are you sure? Maybe it is You are Turkish BUT you speak English and German?

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